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Zeshan Muhammnedi

Where the hell have I been?

Instead of having to write a long winded dull post about where I have been for the past month, I thought I would upload a nice video montage of our adventures.



First off, we celebrated our 1 Year of Existence!



B.o.B aka Bobby Ray x Whynatte from Motion Family on Vimeo.



Second off, we took some of those losers (see previous posts),… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on December 4, 2009 at 3:21pm

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Footage from the Whynatte One Year Party

Wow. Now that’s what I call a party. The Whynatte One-Year Anniversary Party with Bobby Ray was one for the ages. All ages. Including those the age of my mom. But that’s neither here nor there.



Thanks to everyone that came out. You made me so happy that I wanted to build a big helium balloon and float off into the sky above Northern Colorado. But that move is played out, so I just stuck to drinking copious amounts of latte and enjoying the evening.



While we wait patiently… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 19, 2009 at 4:37pm

Zeshan Muhammnedi

One Year of Lactose Greatness Tonight



With Bobby Ray as our headliner, it’s bound to be a ridiculously good time.



Get your tickets at TicketAlternative.com, and get there early - we’re giving away a free Whynatte shot to the first 100 people through the door!



Oh, and Andy is searching far and wide for a pair of urns - if he can get his hands on them we’re going to provide the option of… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 16, 2009 at 12:28pm

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Thank You Phil

I don't know if you have ever met Phil, but he is the ['Bro' or 'Brah' or 'Brosef' or 'Kid]' in the picture below:





Can't tell who? Neither can I. Yes, they all do look the same. However, Whynatte and Phil are giving away FREE SHOTS to the first ONE HUNDRED people through the door at Flip Flops tonight.



Get there early, find the guy giving out Cartel Drink Cards, and give him (Phil) a… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 15, 2009 at 1:40pm

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The Hangover Cure: Intro Scene from the Movie 23 Seconds (About Whynatte!)

I hope everyone had a wonderful/sick/dope/legit/barbaric/cataclysmic/orgasmic/fun break. I know I did.



Also, I know all of you are feeling pretty distressed having to be back in school and all. But, here is a remedy to your nauseated state of being. Whynatte is releasing a documentary about...well Whynatte. The founder's (Jesse/Andy) explain their story of taking an inside… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 14, 2009 at 2:00pm — 10 Comments

Zeshan Muhammnedi

National Lampoon's Sigma Nu

The Fraternal order of Eagles is a brotherhood rooted in justice, honor, truth, and respect. They care for those who can not help themselves. They feed those who can not earn a meal. And, they are committed to promoting peace and happiness throughout the world.



Unfortunately, the only fraternity I have ever been exposed to is one that: bathes its newbies in stag blood; hosts ultimate cage fights for a case of… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 12, 2009 at 12:00pm

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The Most Powerful Student at Emory

Seth Shortz has more power than you can imagine. More than Zeus, Vishnu, or Gandalf. Yes its true - he is not really human.



I was lucky enough to snap this picture of Seth while he was morphing into his human-self. High risk mission:





See, Seth is the genius that brought us WOW Burgers (grass-fed is his favorite), Sushi King, Jamba Juice, and the invention of the fork. Now, I may be getting ahead of myself, but he is also… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 7, 2009 at 1:26pm

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My Friend Henry



I am not a nice guy, but there are only a few ways to describe my friend Henry: Massive calves, 50 year old man's wardrobe, and an expensive taste when it comes to women. The farthest I'll ever go in complimenting anyone on this blog.



We recently decided to catch up with Henry and interview him on being the recipient of the B-School's Most Likely to Evade Taxes Award! The reward was a life time supply of expired… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 6, 2009 at 2:07pm

Zeshan Muhammnedi

Weekend Picasa / Midterm Giveaway

The weekend was great:



Some Whynatte action with the ladies at Maggies.



A packed pool house and brothel.



And here are the ladies flown in from Nevada.





The Midterm season is upon us. And those of you who study hard with Whynatte,… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on October 5, 2009 at 4:30pm

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From Whynatte Blog: Whynatte in the AJC Business Section

These are a few of the different article titles from the Business section of last Sunday’s Atlanta Journal-Constitution):



Recession chips away at granite kitchen tops (clever)



Diversified portfolio remains a good idea (practical)



and,



Coffee with a shot of alcohol…’Why natte?’ (inspiring)



If you haven’t guessed already, I was not being interviewed about granite kitchen tops. Nope, I was in the AJC to discuss all things Whynatte, and drop a… Continue

Posted by Zeshan Muhammnedi on September 29, 2009 at 11:48pm

 
 
 

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